Fear me, o miserable worm! I, the Great Dirk, take up my pen once more to record
the utter misery that is SCHOOL. My sworn enemy, Hasdruban the White, has infil
trated Whiteshields School and seeks vengeance on me. Naturally, I will triumph.
But it is the Dirkest Hour indeed...BUY THIS BOOK OR SUFFER ONE OF THE FOLLO
WING: -Being struck with a Blast of Ravening Flame -Banishment to the Slave Pits
of Never Ending Toil -Torment by the Hewer of Limbs THE CHOICE IS YOURS. MWA HA
HA!
