HOW SANTA REALLY WORKS

Beneath the Arctic Polar Ice Cap, deep underground, is a bustling community with
one mission and one mission only: to make Christmas happen. Have you ever wonde
red how Santa can pop out of a chimney without a soot stain on his red velvet? E
lves, of course - fully trained at the Elf Academy in chimney sweeping! And does
Santa REALLY have time to check if every single child's been naughty or nice? O
f course not - that's why he created the CIA (Christmas Intelligence Agency) to
train elves to spy on children. And where do all those Santas in department stor
e grottoes come from? The Santa Academy, of course.